Bumbletigger
Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
Sylvia Plath  (via rlyrlyugly)
jsarloutte:

Told you, I beagan a serie of Ferguson embroidery!

jsarloutte:

Told you, I beagan a serie of Ferguson embroidery!

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

syppahscutecreations:

Since the picture of my super rainbow octopus went over so well, I’m making a couple to put up in the shop!

syppahscutecreations:

Since the picture of my super rainbow octopus went over so well, I’m making a couple to put up in the shop!

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

motleymakery:

Make your very own “Pusheenicorn”:
Free Crochet Pattern, from
The Duchess’ Hands.

motleymakery:

Make your very own “Pusheenicorn”:

Free Crochet Pattern, from

The Duchess’ Hands.

rage-comics-base:

Embrace The Sharkhttp://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com